The Great and Epic Saga: Great and Epic, you ask? So it sounds redundant...but I like it anyway. If you want to know who I am, this is where to go.
The Supporting Cast: I'd like to thank all the (not so) little people who helped me along the way...
The Pen Speaks: After all, I am a writer. Judge how well I fulfill my passion...
...And the Half is Cut Off at the Waist: I may not be royalty, but I have plenty of justification to speak in the third person...
I Never Said That!: The page that every website seems to have...but I like the idea, so here are some of my favorite quotes.
A Bunch of Things That Really Have Little or Nothing to do With Me: Links.
Know this, Ye Interlopers and Thought-Brigands: all work here (excepting those things specifically attributed to others) is Copyright ©Adam Rutledge. Should you harbor a desire to make use of my words, contact me at email@example.com. Thank you.
Hey, while you're at it, feel free to send me complaints, comments, suggestions, or any other related phrasings at the same address. Thanks!
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"The Pocket Soapbox" was last updated 25 May, 2002.